18 Forever Alone Celebrities

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10. Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay…sometimes that’s all you can say when talking about Lindsay Lohan because you just don’t know where to start.

Lohan was recently dumped by hottie Ralph Lauren model Morgan O’Connor, who emphasized the seriousness of his dumping by having his ex-GF’s name tattooed on his arm immediately after giving Lohan the heave-ho.

Previous to this dumping, Lohan got deep-sixed (reportedly by text–what is it with that?) by disc jockey/singer Samantha Ronson who just couldn’t take Lohan’s shenanigans anymore.

Oh, and we almost forget–Lindsey even got dumped by her attorney Shawn Holley for–you guessed it–her bad behavior!

In between making horrible movies, LIndsay does seem to try to take the time to engage in “relationships” with an eclectic variety of guys who are initially attracted to her sexy, hot messiness. But it doesn’t take long before they discover that underneath that hot mess lies a bottomless black hole to nowhere.

Once quoted as saying “I’m not that girl from Freaky Friday anymore! I am a real adult and in fact, I hate children. I hate them all!”, Lohan just seems like a dumping waiting to happen.