18 Forever Alone Celebrities

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11. Jessica Simpson

Here’s another text-dump occurrence–Adam Levine dumped Jessica Simpson by TEXT message!

Reportedly it was short, sweet and simple: “Really busy. Need space”.

‘Nuff said. Go away. Yeah, we get the not-so-pretty picture.

Anyway, something about getting dumped this way must have prompted Simpson to pull the same stunt when she ended her marriage to Nick Lachey–’cause she dump-texted him while he was auditioning for a reality television show.

Imagine you’re a Grade Z celebrity (Lachey, not Simpson) and you are trying desperately to get a job on a TV show and–your phone tells you have a text message.

So you look at it and it says “I don’t wanna go with you anymore. Kthnxbye, from Jessica Simpson. Well, we just hope Lachey taught Jessica the difference between tuna and chicken so she doesn’t send a dinner guest who is allergic to fish to the emergency room gasping for air.

Hey Jessie– classy women don’t dump-text. Trashy women dump-text and proudly claim their large chests are “accessories”. Wha ?