18 Forever Alone Celebrities

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13. Sheryl Crow

Maybe Sheryl Crow keeps getting dumped because she keeps picking self-centered wackadoodle guys to share her boudoir.

We hope La Crow finds stability soon with somebody–anybody–but ya gotta start thinking with your head and not your–ahem–Sheryl!

Although Crow claims she does not like her reputation as possibly being the most dumped celebrity of all time, well, you know the old saying: if the shoe fits…

Some notable names on Sheryl’s love-dumper list includes Lance Armstrong, Ryan Seacrest, Eric Clapton and Kid Rock, for starters. Hmmm, have we missed anyone? Probably.

But we have to hand it to Sheryl—she doesn’t really have a “type” (seriously, Seacrest and Clapton? What’s up with that?) Instead, if he walks, talks and has a fair amount of swag and baggage, he’s fair game in Sheryl’s eyes.

So watch out all you whackadoodle celebrities–you might find yourself in the position of being Sheryl’s next dumper.