18 Forever Alone Celebrities

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16. George Clooney

Although Clooney’s engaged, we’ll believe he’s off the market when we see it.

He’s been through a beauty pageants worth of women in his time.

With one failed marriage under his belt and countless quickie relationships, Clooney just doesn’t strike us as husband material. In fact, he’s a little intimidating.

Besides, it’s a bit of a turn off to watch him go through women like they’re Jay’s Potato Chips. Were none of them really good enough?

He’s handsome and all–but he’s no Antonio Banderas (if you don’t want him Madonna, leave him for us!) for all his sophisticated style. Somehow he’s less attractive once one realizes how many women he’s gone through.

We hear it’s a lawyer that’s finally won that coveted Clooney engagement ring. Maybe he’s finally met his match with a brainy lady. Even so, if she gets him to the altar, we’ll be surprised. Good luck to her.

He’s one choosey fellow. On the other hand, maybe he’s become bored with serial dating. Maybe he’d like to find his way off these unlucky-in-love lists. Although Clooney’s been called the sexiest man alive, his monthly relationships just seem like a turn-off. Perhaps this lawyer has something the other girls didn’t have.