18 Forever Alone Celebrities
3. Jennifer Aniston
Anybody who can survive the humiliation of being dumped by Brad Pitt for Angelina Jolie deserves more than being remembered for the girl who got dumped by Brad Pitt for Angelina Jolie.
Unfortunately, Aniston can’t seem to hide from that horrendous moniker–”banished by Brad for juicy Jolie”–even though she was also reportedly tossed aside like yesterday’s guacamole dip by Vince Vaughn and John Mayer.
What else could happen to sweet Jen-Jen as far as her love life goes?
Hopefully, she won’t catch the roaming eye of 50 Cent or Jack Nicholson and end up lounging in the dump pile again with Rihanna, Sheryl Crow and that baddest of bad girls, Tara Reid.
Although we have recently heard something about Jen-Jen REALLY, REALLY wanting Channing Tatum to be in her next film, we know that Jennifer does have a boyfriend at the moment and she just couldn’t be eyeing charming Channing is a less than professional manner.
Uh-oh, do you hear that faint but definite sound in Jennifer’s future? The sound of being dumped–again?