18 Forever Alone Celebrities
4. Jennifer Lopez
Wow, where to start when the name Jennifer Lopez is heard in random conversation.
One of this century’s most oft-asked questions is–why did Ben Affleck give Jennifer Lopez a six billion carat diamond ring (a PINK one!) that scintillated like a supernova on her finger only to flip her the bird practically at the wedding altar?
C’mon, Affleck, nobody does that to J-Lo (except maybe singer Casper Smart and hit show American Idol).
On a side note, Jen recently revealed one of her personal idiosyncrasies to Ellen Degeneres when she told Ellen that she is a “germaphobe” and is trying to control her OCD tendencies–but we think Jen ought to work more on being a “dump-o-phobe” and take a chance on getting the flu instead of being shown the back door unescorted.
Really, isn’t suffering from fever and chills less demeaning than getting dumped? Plus as a mega-super-cosmic celebrity, you get lots of TLC when you feel just the tiniest under the weather. Just what poor J-Lo needs–tender loving care from people in starched white coats and stethoscopes to make sure her broken heart is still beating.