18 Forever Alone Celebrities

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8. Katy Perry

Isn’t a laughing stock supposed to be a cow with a great sense of humor?

Maybe not since Katy Perry appears to have completely changed this definition by being dumped as often as an overfilled garbage truck–and understandably refusing to laugh about it.

Cowardly Russell Brand made her appear even more pitiful than her choice of songs when he ended their marriage by texting Perry that he wanted a D-I-V-O-R-C-E in 2011 instead of telling her in person like any decent man would.

Wait a minute–are there really any decent men in Hollywood? Or at least a man who can handle Katy Perry’s oddness, (for lack of a nicer term)?

Since ratchety Russell, Katy’s been with Robert Pattinson, Baptiste Giabiconi, Robert Ackroyd and John Mayer–but we haven’t heard if she’s been “text-dumped” anymore. We hope not, for Katy’s sake. We just heard she keeps getting dumped.

C’mon guys and gals– text-dumping is becoming so passé–it seems like everybody is doing it! How about going back to the old-fashioned way and tell some well-known gossip columnist that you’re dumping a GF/BF?